It's official: it's all been done before. But rather than sulk about this, I salute those who make the world even more clever-er:
- The blogger behind the header Trump School: Please Open Your Textbooks to Chapter 11
- The guy who came up with this book title: A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man
- The Onion writers for not only penning this article "Bush Challenges America to Produce the Perfect Romantic Comedy by 2010," but for their accompanying graphic:
To them I say: I see your ideas, and I raise you one: Nuclear Option would be a really good punk band name.