If you can't join them, beat them.

"Wouldn't it be funny to combine Jay Z's "99 Problems" with the 80's pop hit "99 Luftballoons?" I recently thought, chuckling to myself. Turns out someone else had the same thought. No word if they then chuckled to themself.

It's official: it's all been done before. But rather than sulk about this, I salute those who make the world even more clever-er:

• The blogger behind the header Trump School: Please Open Your Textbooks to Chapter 11
• The guy who came up with this book title: A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man
• The Onion writers for not only penning this article "Bush Challenges America to Produce the Perfect Romantic Comedy by 2010," but for their accompanying graphic:
  
  

To them I say: I see your ideas, and I raise you one: Nuclear Option would be a really good punk band name.